Chicago Mayor Unites Gangs to Terrorize Suburbs Together

In a bold move to control the gang violence in Chicago, mayor Lori Lightfoot has successfully rallied all the Chicago gangs with the goal of terrorizing local suburbs.

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Moments after her announcement, the Chicago mayor dressed herself in an all black outfit with a mask containing a BLM logo and led the gangs into the downtown area, looting and rioting a mall, a Tesla dealership, and causing fires all across the Magnificent Mile.


Donald Trump offered to support Lightfoot in handling the riots, offering to send in federal officers and even give leadership advice. She responds on a microphone:

I ain't need no leadership talk from "Drumpf." I'm a leader in my own right. I'm a real n***a!

Later she revealed plans to take her assembled gang to terrorize neighborhood.

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