F***ing Squirrels Chewed my Internet Cable Again! God Damn It!

THIS IS THE 3RD F***ING TIME SQUIRRELS CHEWED MY FIBER CABLE AND I AM SO F***ING TIRED OF THESE FURRY BASTARDS.

I NEED MY INTERNET SINCE MY ENTIRE CAREER REQUIRES A CONSTANT INTERNET CONNECTION OF NO LESS THAN 1 GBPS. I SWEAR THESE TINY MONSTERS WERE CREATED BY ELDER GODS OF CHAOS SOLELY TO MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL. IF THE GOVERNMENT CONTINUES TO DO NOTHING ABOUT THESE CHEWING LITTLE SH*TS I SWEAR I AM GOING TO ROUND A HUNDRED OF THEM UP AND UNLEASH THEM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE GATES!

GOD F***ING DAMN IT!

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